i just want to be alone.

but that seems to be fucking mission impossible here. 

Why can i never just have the house to myself. so many rando’s keep coming over -_-

fuck social obligations, i just want to be alone for a weekend, but that seems to be fucking impossible. 

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ugh:

hepatitis:

paretic:

WTF

i laugh so hard every single time i’m dying help

OH MY GOD HEIOLYEG]

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Anonymous asked: Why Bother Joining A cult when you can make your own! I mean if you did, or already have what would you call it and what would you do? xD

aha, well i don’t think i posses the personality and persuasion for a cult leader,  but if i did have a cult it would probably be called something like ‘Legion of Liz’ or “Lonely People United”, and OBVS i would make them watch and discuss movies/books/music and then create alternate endings ps. why are you anon?  

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